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Middle age: the era of squinting at the remote and politely asking the blender to keep it down 😂🔍🔊
401 Funny age quotes
Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?
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Navigating my twenties like a potato trying to become fries — but still ending up as mashed! 🥔➡️🍟🤯
I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”
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When you're practically a historian on wheels! 🕵️♂️🚴♂️📜
The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.
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Totally agree, my life's been buffering since 39! 😂🕺📅
At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.
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Defying the laws of age one nap at a time! 😂🕺🥳
You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.
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Pee-parations are key to an active social life! 🚽😅🚻
I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.
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Wow, your history books must have had a section on dinosaurs! 🦖📚🚬
As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…
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Who knew I'd be trading clubbing for birding? At least these 'night owls' are quiet! 🦉👀😂
I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.
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Counting the days until I can add "divorce party planner" to my resume! 😂💔🎉
Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.
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Werther's in the pocket: officially one cardigan away from being a grandparent 🤣👴🏼🍬