37 Funny alien quotes — Wordgag ツ

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

2 months ago2 months ago

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

2 months ago2 months ago

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

2 months ago2 months ago

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

2 months ago2 months ago

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

2 months ago2 months ago

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

2 months ago2 months ago

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

2 months ago2 months ago

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

2 months ago2 months ago

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

4 months ago4 months ago

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

4 months ago4 months ago

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

6 months ago6 months ago

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Jan 28, 2025

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Jan 28, 2025

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Jan 28, 2025Jan 28, 2025