Funny alien quotes

Funny alien quotes bring a playful twist to the idea of extraterrestrial life! 👽😂 From amusing takes on intergalactic encounters to witty observations about alien behavior, these quotes add a humorous touch to the concept of life beyond Earth. Enjoy a laugh as you ponder the cosmic comedy! 😄👽

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Funny Quotes August 29, 2024

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Funny Quotes June 15, 2024

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Funny Quotes May 27, 2024

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Funny Quotes November 20, 2023

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Funny Quotes October 20, 2023

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Funny Quotes October 11, 2023

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

The government even made aliens boring.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

These aliens are taking forever.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023