Funny Alien Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Out of This World! 👽😂

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

2 months ago2 months ago

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

2 months ago2 months ago

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

3 months ago2 months ago

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

3 months ago2 months ago

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

4 months ago2 months ago

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

5 months ago2 months ago

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

6 months ago2 months ago

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Nov 20, 2023Nov 20, 2023

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Oct 20, 2023Oct 20, 2023

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Oct 11, 2023May 6, 2024

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Sep 29, 2023Oct 26, 2023

The government even made aliens boring.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Sep 25, 20232 months ago

These aliens are taking forever.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Sep 25, 2023Oct 26, 2023

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024