28 Funny alien quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

  Commentary:
  Guess even the aliens have trust issues with our parking skills! 🚀🔑😂

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we're the pit stop nobody asked for 🚀👽😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

  Commentary:
  "Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

  Commentary:
  "Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! 👽🔒 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like E.T. missed out on a slam dunk opportunity there! 🏀👽 Just imagine the out-of-this-world alley-oops he could've pulled off! 🌌🤣 #BasketballBuddy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

  Commentary:
  "Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The new American dream is an alien invasion.

  Commentary:
  Well, in a world full of student loans and avocado toast, why not shake things up with a little extraterrestrial excitement? 👽🌌 Who needs picket fences and white picket fences when you can have laser beams and intergalactic adventures? Beam me up to that American dream any day! 🚀🇺🇸 #ItCameFromOuterSpace

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