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Aliens: "Ah, the sticky confusion of Earth linguistics!" 🚀👽💬
47 Funny alien quotes
I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.
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Looks like the aliens heard we're terrible at group projects and decided to skip us! 🛸😂🌍
I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.
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Looks like the aliens chose the ultimate reality TV show to binge-watch: Planet Earth, Self-Destruction Edition! 🤖👽🍿
Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.
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Sure, I'm ready for an alien invasion with popcorn in hand. 👽🍿 Let's spice things up a bit before the apocalypse!
Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.
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Guess even the aliens have trust issues with our parking skills! 🚀🔑😂
Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.
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Looks like we're the pit stop nobody asked for 🚀👽😅
If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.
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"Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"
Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.
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"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”
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"Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"
They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.
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"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"