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205 Funny always quotes
Funny always quotes are all about those habits or situations that never seem to change β no matter how much we wish they would! ππ Whether it’s always being late, always forgetting your keys, or always saying “just one more episode,” these quotes remind us that some things are just a constant source of humor. Guess some things are just meant to stay the same! ππβ°
Trending Funny Always Quotes π₯
- Blocking someone isnβt enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.
- I was always told to eat all my food so that Iβd grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?
- You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.
- My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when Iβm loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen βto get something.β
- Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”
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"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level πβοΈπ #PassportEnvy" -
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"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! πΆπ" -
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"Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? π π€·ββοΈ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable" -
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"When they think you're neck-deep in work, but you're actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! π€ΌββοΈππ§ #PasswordOlympics" -
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"Life motto: Treat yo'self! ππ« Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! ππͺ" -
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"Guess I'll be forever young at this rate! πππ΄" -
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"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' πππ»" -
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"When I crank up Metallica, my neighbors join the live concert! πΈπ€π " -
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"Story of my life: Professional insomniac by night, narcoleptic by day! π΄π¦π"
Top Funny Always Quotes π₯
- Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
- Blocking someone isnβt enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.
- Adulting in 3 words: itβs always something.
- When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.
- I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.
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