283 Funny always quotes

Funny always quotes are all about those habits or situations that never seem to change — no matter how much we wish they would! 🙄😂 Whether it’s always being late, always forgetting your keys, or always saying “just one more episode,” these quotes remind us that some things are just a constant source of humor. Guess some things are just meant to stay the same! 😂🔁⏰

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always…

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Couch naps should come with a warning: May cause unintentional time travel to 3 hours later! 🛋️⏰😴

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and…

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Why not risk it all and try quantum physics? You might not achieve enlightenment but you definitely won't end up with a tattoo you regret😂🔬👉

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always la…

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Always late but worth the wait! 😅⏰🎉

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to loo…

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Leveling up my day with the cheat code of a good snack! 🍕😄 Who knew pepperoni was the key to responsible adulthood? 🎮

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths,…

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Sounds like they've cracked the secret recipe for Eau de Purr-fume. 🐱✨🧼

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going…

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Friday: when your energy is still intact and your bad dance moves are only mildly questionable 🎉🕺💃.

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some strang…

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Getting lost was just social networking before the internet 😂🗺️🏠

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a brea…

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Finally admitting I'm wrong is like finding a rare parking spot for my ego! 🤣🚗🔍

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with…

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Poking the day to check if it's still alive 😂👉☀️🤔 #EwFactor

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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Sounds like the perfect place for a chat with my other personality! 🤔🗣️😂