286 Funny always quotes

Funny always quotes are all about those habits or situations that never seem to change β€” no matter how much we wish they would! πŸ™„πŸ˜‚ Whether it’s always being late, always forgetting your keys, or always saying “just one more episode,” these quotes remind us that some things are just a constant source of humor. Guess some things are just meant to stay the same! πŸ˜‚πŸ”β°

286 Funny always quotes - Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Commentary:
Looks like my contact list is a secret genealogy of modern professions and eternal warnings! πŸ“žπŸ˜‚πŸ”ŒβŒ

286 Funny always quotes - When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Commentary:
Life's just trying to upgrade my citrus collection πŸ‹πŸ˜‚ Who knew it was such a thoughtful gift-giver? πŸ™Œ

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