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"Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude πΌπΆ #MoodSwingsInHD"
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- Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.
- I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.
- Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?
- That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.
- Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.
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"Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! πΆπΆοΈ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! πΎπ₯" -
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"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! ππΆ Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo πΎ" -
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Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! π΅π Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! π #TeaTimeDejavu -
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Sounds like you were the official "hide and seek" champion of your high school years! π It's all fun and games until someone gets spotted first! ππ -
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"Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! πͺπΌπ #StairMaster #WinningAtLife" -
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Looks like your boyfriend really signed up for the seriousness, huh? π Maybe he's just trying to balance out all the seriousness with some smiles! π€·ββοΈ Smile or be serious, the choice is yours – just make sure it keeps him on his toes! π #SeriousRelationshipGoals -
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"Seriously, chefs must think they're in a vegetable race or something! πββοΈ Slow down, Chef Speedy Gonzalez! Enjoy the onion-chopping journey, don't just sprint to the finish line! β³π #ChopChill"
Top Funny Always Quotes π₯
- I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.
- Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
- Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.
- It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.
- I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.
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