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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Just landed via YouTube:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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