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Funny animal quotes

May 7
Share →: Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.
May 6
Share →: No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.
May 6
Share →: Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.
Oct 18
Share →: If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.
Oct 17
Share →: If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.
Oct 17
Share →: Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.
Sep 28
Share →: There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.
Sep 22
Share →: Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.
Sep 22
Share →: My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
Sep 22
Share →: Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.