110 Funny animal quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? "

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

  Commentary:
  "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. "

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! "

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! "

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

  Commentary:
  "Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! #WildHorseWisdom"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

  Commentary:
  "Even the king of the jungle has 'mane' character flaws. #RoaringRealities"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

  Commentary:
  "At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! "

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

  Commentary:
  " My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch's new cover designer! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, T-Rex; there's a new prehistoric hottie in town! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

  Commentary:
  "When you're a lion, you just swipe right on life. #NoTimeForPapers"

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