Funny animal quotes

Funny animal quotes celebrate the delightful and often hilarious antics of our furry, feathered, and scaly friends! 🐾😂 From comical observations about their behaviors to witty remarks about their quirks, these quotes bring out the charm and humor in the animal kingdom. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun side of our animal companions! 😄🐶

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Funny Quotes August 29, 2024

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Funny Quotes August 8, 2024

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Funny Quotes June 17, 2024

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Funny Quotes June 15, 2024

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Funny Quotes May 24, 2024

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Funny Quotes May 7, 2024

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Funny Quotes May 6, 2024

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Funny Quotes May 6, 2024

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Funny Quotes October 19, 2023

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Funny Quotes October 18, 2023

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023