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84 Funny animal quotes

Funny animal quotes celebrate the delightful and often hilarious antics of our furry, feathered, and scaly friends! 🐾😂 From comical observations about their behaviors to witty remarks about their quirks, these quotes bring out the charm and humor in the animal kingdom. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun side of our animal companions! 😄🐶

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

2 weeks ago

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

3 weeks ago

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

1 month ago

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

1 month ago

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

1 month ago

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

1 month ago

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

1 month ago

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

1 month ago

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

1 month ago

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

1 month ago

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

1 month ago

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

2 months ago

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

2 months ago

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

2 months ago

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

2 months ago

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

2 months ago

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

2 months ago

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

2 months ago

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

2 months ago

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

2 months ago