Funny Animal Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Like a Hyena! 🐾😂

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

3 months ago2 months ago

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

3 months ago2 months ago

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

4 months ago2 months ago

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

5 months ago2 months ago

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

5 months ago2 months ago

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

5 months ago2 months ago

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

6 months ago2 months ago

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

May 7, 20242 months ago

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

May 6, 2024May 7, 2024

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

May 6, 2024May 7, 2024

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Oct 19, 20232 months ago

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Oct 18, 20232 months ago

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 18, 2023

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Sep 28, 20232 months ago

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 18, 2023

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Sep 22, 2023May 7, 2024

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 18, 2023

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Sep 22, 2023Oct 18, 2023

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 18, 2023

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 18, 2023

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 18, 2023