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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

May 26, 2026

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

May 26, 2026

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

May 26, 2026

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

May 26, 2026

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

May 26, 2026

The lion can’t keep living like this.

May 26, 2026

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

May 26, 2026

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

May 26, 2026

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

May 26, 2026

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

May 26, 2026

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

May 26, 2026

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

May 26, 2026

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

May 26, 2026

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

May 26, 2026

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

May 26, 2026

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

May 26, 2026

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

May 26, 2026

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

May 26, 2026

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

May 26, 2026

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

May 26, 2026

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

May 26, 2026

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

May 26, 2026

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

May 26, 2026

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

May 25, 2026

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

May 25, 2026

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

May 25, 2026

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

May 25, 2026

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

May 25, 2026

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

May 25, 2026

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

May 25, 2026

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

May 25, 2026

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

May 25, 2026

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

May 25, 2026

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

May 25, 2026

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

May 25, 2026

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

May 25, 2026

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

May 25, 2026

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

May 25, 2026

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

May 25, 2026

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

May 25, 2026