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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
208 Funny animal quotes
My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.
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Sounds like the perfect time to join the endangered species list with some ice cream and a cozy blanket! 🐢🍦🛋️
Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.
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Moo-ving to Switzerland for the views and the grass-fed lifestyle! 🐄🇨🇭🌄
Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.
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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂
My favourite animal is me when I have money.
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You and me both! Money turns me into a rare species of shopasaurus! 🤑💸🦖
Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.
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When the sun becomes your personal branding iron… guess I'm now the tastiest snack on the safari menu! 🍗🤣🌞
I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.
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😂🐱 Proof that cats are the masterminds behind all major negotiations. They'd rather stage a hunger strike than eat subpar kibble! 🍽️🧠
I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.
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Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! 😂🐋🔞
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.
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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.
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I totally relate to that bird—always aiming high but occasionally having a face-off with reality! 🤪🕊️💥