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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.
Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.
My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.
The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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1 month ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Commentary:
"Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Commentary:
"Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"
1 month ago
Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion can’t keep living like this.

Commentary:
"When the king of the jungle decides it's time for a career change. 🦁👔 #LionLifeCrisis"
1 month ago
Share →: Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Commentary:
🐾🐙 "Theo Von's life: one part raccoon, two parts unexpected subway adventure. Just waiting for him to ask a pigeon for directions. 🚇🗽"
1 month ago
Share →: Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Commentary:
"Life goal: Be the quick brown fox on days ending in 'y' 🦊😂 #LazyDogMode"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Commentary:
"Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"
1 month ago
Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"
1 month ago
Share →: If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Commentary:
"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"
1 month ago
Share →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Commentary:
"That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨