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Maybe that's why butterflies always seem so fluttery—it’s the humans giving them jitters! 🦋😆❤️
208 Funny animal quotes
I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.
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Guess it's time to develop my inner purring skills to get some smiles 😂🐾
The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.
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Sounds like the lion just checked its inbox after vacation! 🦁📧😅
Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.
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It's time to let the elephant ghost us, trunk calls aren't for everyone! 🐘📵😂
Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.
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When you realize the elephant's been paying rent all along! 🐘🏠😄
Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.
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I survived the ultimate childhood triathlon: outrunning dogs, dodging goats, and escaping the relentless beak of the wild chicken! 🐶🐐🐔😂
Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.
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I must have hired my dog as a full-time stress consultant 😂🐶💼
I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
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When the cats get better realtor deals than you 🏠🐈😸
Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.
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I'd choose howling over hauling any day! 🐺🐴🤣
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫