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"Imagine the Instagram captions during the zombie apocalypse: 'Just snacking on Bob's brain, brain-utiful flavor! 💀🧠 #ApocalypseEats' 😂 Let's hope those zombies have a good eye for filters amidst all the chaos! 📸🧟"
36 Funny apocalypse quotes
Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.
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Trying to impress the undead with my killer conversation skills! 🧟♂️🗣️🔊
So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?
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Guess we better start praying to the climate gods for a cool down! ⛅️🙏🌍
You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.
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2020 called; it wants its portal key back, and no thanks, I’m good without the brimstone decor! 🔥😅👹
Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.
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When you're more concerned about dragons than your savings account 🐉🏦😂
Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.
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Here we go: galloping towards doomsday one selfie at a time! 🐎📱😆