Funny availability quotes

Funny availability quotes bring a hilarious twist to the classic “Are you free?” question! 😂 Whether you’re dodging plans or just keeping it real, these witty lines add a sprinkle of humor to your busy (or not-so-busy) schedule. 📅✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your status, get ready to laugh while navigating the art of being “available” in the most entertaining way! 😎📲

Funny availability quotes - The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Commentary:
Oh, the accuracy in this one! 🤣 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄 Maybe one day we'll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! ☕️💆‍♂️ #TherapyGoals

Funny availability quotes - Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Commentary:
When sober, taxis are just a ride—when drunk, they're a free therapy session on wheels! 🚕🍸😂