Funny availability quotes

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  Commentary:
  Oh, the accuracy in this one! It’s like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. Maybe one day we’ll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! #TherapyGoals

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! #HelpfulByBeingUseless

  4 months ago

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