Funny availability quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the accuracy in this one! 🤣 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄 Maybe one day we'll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! ☕️💆‍♂️ #TherapyGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless

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