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Funny availability quotes

Funny availability quotes bring a hilarious twist to the classic โ€œAre you free?โ€ question! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether youโ€™re dodging plans or just keeping it real, these witty lines add a sprinkle of humor to your busy (or not-so-busy) schedule. ๐Ÿ“…โœจ Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your status, get ready to laugh while navigating the art of being โ€œavailableโ€ in the most entertaining way! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ“ฒ

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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