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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.
Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.
Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.
Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.
When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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2 days ago
Share →: If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Commentary:
"Brace yourself! 😅 My PowerPoint game is stronger than your Wi-Fi connection! 📊🚀 #NerdAlert"
1 week ago
Share →: I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Commentary:
"😂👌 'Not today, stress!' This phone's a drama-free zone! 📵🏡📶"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Commentary:
😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete
1 month ago
Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Commentary:
"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"
1 month ago
Share →: My favorite hobby is withering away.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"
1 month ago
Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Commentary:
"Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"
1 month ago
Share →: Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, my bed still recognizes me as its rightful owner after my vacation. 🛏️🙌😴 #HomeSweetBed"
1 month ago
Share →: While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Commentary:
"Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷‍♂️😂🍕"
2 months ago
Share →: If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Commentary:
😂 "Ah, the irony of being ravenously hungry after a dental appointment! It's like your mouth is screaming 'feed me' while your dentist is saying 'not so fast, buddy!' 🦷🍔 Don't worry, that post-dentist feast will taste all the more satisfying after the mandated food exile!"