124 Funny away quotes

• Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

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  6 days ago

  away, Christmas, day, disappointment, feel, gift, give, giving, heart, heartbreak, humor, imagine, next, relationship, someone, stupid

• Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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  2 weeks ago

  always, away, childhood, dream, ever, far, far away, galaxy, humor, i, kid, live, sci-fi, space, wanted, wish

• So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, away, humor, ignore, ignoring, lesson, life, life lesson, problem, problems, truth

• Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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  2 months ago

  after, away, chip, chips, craving, eating, food, humor, love, me, people, reaction, saying, snack

• I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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  2 months ago

  anything, away, bad, bad behavior, behavior, child, child behavior, got, hilarious, humor, i, know, parenting, right, shut, swear, swear word, swearing, swearing toddler, toddler, word

• Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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  2 months ago

  1, away, call, country, home, laptop, left, ms, MS Teams, remote, remote work, say, second, Teams, technology, video, video call, work, work from home

• After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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  2 months ago

  after, away, cheese, confirm, enough, food, grandma, humor, i, italian, month, much, never, Parmesan, pasta, scare, too, travel

• Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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  2 months ago

  away, awkward, awkward moment, bored, boredom, conversation, ever, interaction, just, moment, social, social interaction, walk, walking, walking away, wish

• People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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  2 months ago

  away, bad, distancing, humor, introvert, outside, people, social, social distancing, solitude, stay, too

• Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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  2 months ago

  alone, away, bored, boredom, home, home alone, humor, imagine, laundry, me, mind, procrastination, put, relatable, self-reflection, still

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