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Funny away quotes 😄✈️ are your passport to laughter on the go! Whether you’re daydreaming about tropical escapes or just need a giggle during your daily commute, these humorous quips will tickle your travel bug and your funny bone. Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping in your back pocket for a quick chuckle, they’re the ultimate carry-on for your sense of humor. Ready to embark on a journey of joy and jests? Let’s take off! 🌍😂

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

16 hours ago16 hours ago

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

24 hours ago23 hours ago

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

1 month ago1 month ago

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

1 month ago1 month ago

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

2 months ago2 months ago

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

2 months ago2 months ago

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

2 months ago2 months ago

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

2 months ago2 months ago

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

2 months ago2 months ago

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

2 months ago2 months ago

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

2 months ago2 months ago

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

2 months ago2 months ago

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

2 months ago2 months ago