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5 months ago
Share →: I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Commentary:
"Love knows no boundaries… or bathroom doors apparently! 🚪🚿❤️But hey, at least it's the thought that counts, right? 😅 #LoveIsUnexpected"
5 months ago
Share →: The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shower – always eager for a steamy session while the rest of us just try to get clean 🚿😂 Seems like it's the only one who truly appreciates my au naturel look! #ShowerGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Commentary:
"Who needs a snooze button when you can sleep like a champ all night long? 😴🌙 No midnight bathroom trips for this sleep superstar! 💪🚽 Sweet dreams and dry sheets, folks! 😄 #SleepGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on embarking on the delightful adventure of parenthood! 🎉 Just remember, now your bathroom time is not just for quick escapes, it's also the perfect spot for pursuing those elusive 'me time' hobbies. 🚽📚💃 #ParentingLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"
5 months ago
Share →: Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art 🤦‍♂️🦷 It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh décor! 🖼️😂 #ParentingLife
5 months ago
Share →: I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. 🚽 Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! 🚽😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Commentary:
🌟 "Who needs a stunt double when you've got the adrenaline rush of a nighttime bathroom mission? It's a suspenseful journey filled with unexpected obstacles like rogue furniture and ninja cat attacks! 🚽💫 Just call me the Bathroom Ninja!" 🦸‍♂️ #MidnightAdventure #StuntDoubleNeeded
5 months ago
Share →: Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! 👀 Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? 🚽💨 Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️
5 months ago
Share →: Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"