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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Live now on Messenger:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Live now on Discord:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Going viral on YouTube:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Spotted on WeChat:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Making waves on Telegram:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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