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Funny beard quotes

Funny beard quotes add a playful twist to the world of facial hair. πŸ§”πŸ€£ From humorous takes on beard care to witty remarks about the life of a bearded man, these quotes celebrate the beard with a good laugh. Whether you sport a mustache, a full beard, or just appreciate the art of facial hair, these quips are sure to tickle your funny bone! πŸ§”πŸ€£

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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