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5 months ago
Share →: I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Commentary:
"If only turning laziness into cash was a viable career choice! 🛏️💰 But hey, a nap a day keeps poverty away, right? 😄💸"
5 months ago
Share →: My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's life is as stable as a wobbly Ikea bed frame! 😂 Maybe it's time for an upgrade to a more sturdy piece of furniture… and perhaps some self-reflection too! 🛏️💭"
5 months ago
Share →: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Commentary:
"Your eyes are homesick for your bed during a yawn, shedding tears of nostalgia 🛏️😥 Who knew yawning could be so emotional?! Time for some cozy bedtime stories to cheer up those sleepy peepers! 📖😴"
5 months ago
Share →: Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Commentary:
"Show those pesky bedroom demons who's boss by giving them a rent hike! 💸🔥 They'll either shape up or move out to a less assertive dream! 😈🏠 #NightmareLandlord"
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like trying to get a kid to stay in bed is like trying to stop a leaky faucet! 💦👦🏼 It's an endless cycle of "one more drink, please" that makes parents question if bedtime will ever truly arrive. 🤣 #ThirstyKidProblems
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Commentary:
"Sleeping is my favorite addiction, my cozy bed is like the shadiest dealer in town, and my alarm clock? Well, it's the biggest snitch of them all! 🛌💤🚨 #SleepingBeautyTurnedSleepingCriminal"
5 months ago
Share →: Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Commentary:
"Who needs *beauty sleep* when you can have *koala sleep*! 🐨💤 This smooth operator takes lounging to a whole new level. Just don't expect any wild adventures between the sheets, unless it involves eucalyptus leaves! 😂 #KoalaStyle"
5 months ago
Share →: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you can have a good old-fashioned argument instead? 💤🥊 Just remember, bruised egos heal faster than a bad night's rest! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Commentary:
"Who said optimism had to be hard work? 😂💭 Embrace the joy of knowing that your cozy bed awaits you in just 17 short hours! Sweet dreams, dreamer! 💤✨"
5 months ago
Share →: King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Commentary:
"King-sized beds: Bringing couples together like adjoining states 🛌💑 Or, as some might say, maintaining a healthy distance while enjoying the luxury of a shared bed 😄👑 #BedroomPolitics"