118 Funny behavior quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! 👻😄 Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! 🎉🕹️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs humans when you've got a cat who completely gets you 😺🤣 Relationship status: Meowing buddies for life! 🐱 #CatConversations"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic humble brag dilemma! 🤭 It's like saying, "I'm not saying I'm awesome but… I am totally awesome!" 🌟 So modest, yet so not. It's the ultimate humble flex, wrapped in a veil of faux modesty. Just own the awesomeness, folks! 💁‍♂️ #BraggingAboutNotBragging

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

  Commentary:
  Looks like you had a lesson in 'sleepconomics'! 😴💰 Never underestimate the priceless value of those precious minutes of shut-eye! Perhaps you can negotiate a 'sleep reimbursement' with your teacher next time! 😉📚 #SleepDebt #TeacherTales

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

  Commentary:
  Looks like these savvy pups have cracked the code to getting extra treats! 🐶🤣 Who knew the "f-word" in the kitchen could lead to such tasty rewards? Time to hire them as kitchen assistants, right? 😉🍗

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