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100 Funny better quotes

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

2 weeks ago

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

2 weeks ago

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

2 weeks ago

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

2 weeks ago

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

1 month ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

1 month ago

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

1 month ago

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

1 month ago

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

2 months ago

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

2 months ago

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

2 months ago

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

2 months ago

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

2 months ago

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

3 months ago

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

3 months ago

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

3 months ago

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

3 months ago

I’ve been blocked by better.

3 months ago

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

3 months ago

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

3 months ago