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Back then, my biggest worry was whether my snack pack had enough cookies! 🍪😂🌈
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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.
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Guess I gotta start saving up for my 30s glow-up fund! 💸✨😅
I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.
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When life gives you lemons, it could've given you a chocolate fountain instead! 🍋➡️🍫🎉
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
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Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜
I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.
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Feeling like I'm auditioning for "Spanish 101: The Telenovela" every time I nail the accent! 🎭😂 #AllInThePronunciation
Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.
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Arguing about Ronaldo vs. Messi is like debating if pizza or tacos are better—either way, you're winning 🍕🌮⚽️😄
There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.
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Proof that the ultimate form of self-care is channeling your inner Sandler slob chic 😂🩳👕
“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.
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When my brain says, "Stop," but my fingers are like, "Let's go viral!" 😅🤦♂️🔁
Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.
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When life gets wild, it's time to tame it with cheesy goodness! 🧀🐾
A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.
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When she calls you a "nice guy," just remember: you're only one fedora away from becoming a meme 🤠😂