114 Funny better quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

  Commentary:
  "When they ask 'how was your weekend?' just reply 'better than yours' with a wink 😉 and hold that eye contact like a boss! 😎 Who needs modesty when you've got sass, right? 🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how time works its magic on us like a fabulous fashion designer, constantly upgrading our style? 🕰️✨ Embrace the journey from good to even better, and strut your stuff with confidence on this runway called life! 💃🏽🔥 #GlowUpGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

  Commentary:
  "Modern Family: Where miscommunication is an art form 🎭💬😂 It's a masterclass in misinterpreting, mishearing, and misadventures! 🤪👂🏼📺 Who needs crystal clear communication when you can have a good laugh instead? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 #ModernMisunderstandings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

  Commentary:
  Better get in tune and march to the beat of my accordion emoji! 🎶 Time to shape up or face the music! 🎭 #AccordionEmojiDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't take your love for merch to the grave? 💀🛍️ Imagine the afterlife as one big concert, complete with t-shirts, CDs, and maybe even some exclusive posthumous releases! Rock on from beyond the grave! 🤘😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I'm better than the Gods' spiel. 🙄 Bold move, my friend. Let's hope they have a sense of humor up there. 💁‍♂️ Remember, even heroes can trip over their own cape sometimes! 🦸‍♂️ #HubrisAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs doors anyway? 🚪🔨 Once it's shut, it's shut for good! Time to channel your inner handyman and show that door who's boss! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, comparing yourself to others is a surefire way to feel inadequate. Embrace your unique awesomeness and shine bright like the star you are! 🌟💁‍♂️ #JustBeYou"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so generous of you to offer your deluxe standing room on the bus, as if it's the hottest ticket in town! 🎟️🚌 Who wouldn't want to experience the joy of swaying and stumbling around with every abrupt stop? You're truly a modern-day hero, champion of courtesy and facilitator of awkward balancing acts! 🦸‍♂️🙃 #BusRiderExtraordinaire"

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