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Hoping the alien overlords at least bring better WiFi! 🛸👾📶
195 Funny better quotes
If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.
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Guess I'll be seeing you at the gates of Hogwarts then! 🎓📚✨
Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.
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Swapping wine for whine since day one 🍷🤔 #HealthyChoices
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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I guess we can safely say I'm more of a land shark when it comes to biking 🦈🚴♂️😂
Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.
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I'd choose howling over hauling any day! 🐺🐴🤣
If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.
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When sarcasm is the love language, it’s hard not to fall head over heels 😂💬❤️
Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
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Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫
If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.
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Thinking cap on, pizza oven preheated! 🍕🤔 If it's not cheesy, I can't make it easy! 😄
No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.
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Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills 😂🏠🛒
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
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If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬