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Fifty shades of e-musement right there! 😂🎨👀
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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.
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Remembering when "Be kind, rewind" was the biggest stress in life 🎥🍿😂
If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!
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Channeling my inner crime scene investigator while scrubbing away! 🚿🕵️♂️🔪 Who knew bathroom cleaning could be such a thriller? 😄
It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.
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When "procrastibaking" has been done 5 times, "Procrastibettering" is next on the to-do list 😂🥐➡️👍
No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.
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Sounds like they're living in a glass house and throwing shade! 🌪️🤐🕵️♂️
An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Under pressure? That's just a warm-up for my killer karaoke skills at "Bohemian Rhapsody"! 🎤😆👑
I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.
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Who knew that white noise isn't code for a country music concert? 😴🎸🚜
One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
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Turning down my car stereo like it's a pair of glasses for my ears! 🎶👵🚗
Tuesday is no better than Monday.
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When Monday and Tuesday are in a race, they're both losing! 🐢🏁😂
Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.
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Why keep it to yourself when you can share it with the world and regret it later? 😂🔊 #NoFilter