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Looks like time really got away from the oversized clock thief! 🕰️⏳ Hope they have a big wrist to carry that around with them! #TimeToPayUp 😄 -
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"Sleeping in fishnets is like wrapping yourself in a playful entanglement of fashion and comfort. 🐟💤 And feeling like a honey roast ham? Well, that's just taking 'beauty sleep' to a whole new level! 🍯🐖 Who knew bedtime could be so deliciously stylish?" -
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Well, well, well… 📺 Plasma TVs might offer great picture quality, but who knew they were powered by human generosity and a little dash of skepticism! 😂 Don't let your precious plasma end up being pixelated on the screen, folks! #PlasmaGate 🦠📡 -
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When you attempt to downplay your achievement with a humble shrug, but they are on board with the lack of a big deal vibe 🤷♂️👏 Just call it a casual flex and carry on! -
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