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5 months ago
Share →: All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Commentary:
"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the infamous plot by Big Text to exploit our tipsy tendencies and flood everyone's notifications! 🍹📱 Beware of the cunning tactics of those sneaky emojis and drunk texts! 😂📲 #TextsOnTheRocks"
5 months ago
Share →: Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Commentary:
Well, who can blame her? 🎅🏼🎁 Talk about being drawn in by the jingle of those bells! 😉 Santa's got that magical appeal that just can't be topped! 🎄✨ #BigSackEnergy
5 months ago
Share →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the joys of trying to explain city life to parents! 🌆🗽 It's like a marathon of geography lessons every time they see something on TV and assume it's happening right next to you. 🏃‍♂️🗺️ Hang in there, Mom, New York may be big but my street isn't THAT happening! 😂🌃
5 months ago
Share →: My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Commentary:
Looks like you're barking up the right tree! 🏡🐾 Who knew that becoming a rescue dog could lead to the ultimate ruff life in the countryside? 🐶💼 Time to start perfecting those tail-wagging skills and fetching those dreams! 🐕✨ #RescueDogGoals
5 months ago
Share →: have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Commentary:
Just imagine the scene: lurking behind a big painting with eyeholes, hoping for some thrilling espionage, but ending up just watching reality TV… Truly a cutting-edge form of surveillance! 🕵️‍♂️📺 #SpyingOnMyNetflixQueue
5 months ago
Share →: A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where you become a master at playing 'Move It Before It Falls' on expert mode! 🤹‍♂️🚼 #ParentLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Commentary:
🎄🐱 It's time for the annual battle of Cat vs. Christmas Tree! Will the tree survive the day of feline antics, or will it be adorned with ornaments of mischief and mischief only? Stay tuned for the purr-fect drama! 😸 #CatmasTreeMayhem
6 months ago
Share →: Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you the sun? ☀️ Because just like the sun in summer, you were shining bright in my life ☀️🔥 But now, it feels like you've decided to take a vacation to the other side of the world without warning! 🌍😂 #MIA #SunOrBoy"
6 months ago
Share →: My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Commentary:
"Ah, the holy trinity of existence: Yapping to keep things lively, napping to recharge, and snacking for eternal happiness! 🗣️💤🍿"