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Time for a system reboot? Asking for a friend who really enjoys 0 AD parties! 🙏🎉🔄
112 Funny big quotes
Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?
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When the manicurists and vapers are secretly the economic masterminds keeping your town afloat 😂💅💨
“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”
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Level up to macroplastics! Who needs kale when you can chew on Legos? 😆🔍🥬
Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.
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When life gives you lemons, ask for a yacht. The universe might just hand you a paddle! 🚤🍋😄
Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.
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When I said I wanted "bigger portions" for the holidays, I didn't mean the screen size! 🍗📺🤣
Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.
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Mom's kitchen is the only place where calories don't count and love is the secret ingredient! 🍳❤️🤣
Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.
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Trying to Shazam a song in a crowded place: just casually performing my one-man band audition over here! 🎶🔨🤦♂️
Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.
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Even my goldfish is trying to become an influencer now! 😂🐠💧
A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.
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Just remember to add salt and a few noodles for flavor! 🍲😅🛁
Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.
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Guess that means I'm officially part water now… mermaid transformation begins! 🧜♂️💧