Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nod and chew.' *chomp chomp* Excellent point, food, you truly have a way with flavors! 🍔👏 Keep the delicious wisdom coming!"
111 Funny big quotes
When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.
Commentary:
When you attempt to downplay your achievement with a humble shrug, but they are on board with the lack of a big deal vibe 🤷♂️👏 Just call it a casual flex and carry on!
Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
Commentary:
"Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"
Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.
Commentary:
Ah, the clever marketing tactics of the cabbage conglomerate! 🥬🤣 Who knew Brussels sprouts were just little cabbages in disguise, trying to make a name for themselves in the vegetable world? Watch out for those sneaky marketing schemes next time you're strolling through the produce aisle! 😉🌱
Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.
Commentary:
Guess boys are sticking with "fun size" models while girls go for the "go big or go home" strategy 📱😂💁♀️
Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.
Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"
My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive big bag of money in the woods 🌳💰 The ultimate treasure hunt for aspiring financial wizards! Who needs a glass ceiling when you can have a leafy canopy overhead? Here's to forging your own path to fiscal fortune, one forest escapade at a time! 🌲🔍 #MoneyTrees #ForestRiches"
Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Reddit relationship saga – where even a simple love squabble turns into a full-blown melodrama! 🎹💔 It's like a soap opera meets a circus act, complete with dramatic plot twists and a keyboard of emotions. Who knew marriage could be a musical rollercoaster? 🎭🎶😂"
If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of silence! 🤔 If a man stays quiet, he's seen as thoughtful and reflective. But if a woman stays quiet, well, brace yourself, because the storm is brewing! ⚡️💁♀️ Watch out for that silent thunder, folks! ⛈️😄"
The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eyes shining bright like glittering windows to the soul 💫… but oh my! That robust mustache proclaiming 'welcome to the front garden' 🌳… and that big pothole of a mouth crying out for some city council intervention 🚧! A charming mix of character traits indeed! 😄"