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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 27, 2025

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Just landed via YouTube:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Just shared via Reddit:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Just shared via TikTok:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Going viral on Telegram:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Just shared via Threads:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Making waves on Threads:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Seen just now on Slack:

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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16 shares on Facebook this month:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

32 shares on Threads this month:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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Just landed via Slack:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Trending via Threads:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Trending via WeChat:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Just landed via Discord:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

Going viral on Telegram:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Going viral on Twitch:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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