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Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Breaking via Facebook:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Going viral on YouTube:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Shared recently on X:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Broadcasted on Discord:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Just landed via Twitch:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Just landed via WeChat:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Trending via Facebook:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Trending via YouTube:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Spotted on Reddit:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Reported on X:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Just shared via Facebook:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Reported on Telegram:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Freshly posted on X:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Spotted on X:

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Just shared via Telegram:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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