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38 Funny birthday quotes

Funny birthday quotes are the perfect way to add some humor to birthday celebrations! 🎂😂 From playful jabs about aging to witty remarks on party antics, these quotes will bring a smile to the birthday person’s face and make the day even more memorable. Celebrate with a laugh and enjoy the fun! 😄🎉

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

1 month ago

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

1 month ago

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

1 month ago

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

2 months ago

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

2 months ago

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

3 months ago

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

3 months ago

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

3 months ago

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

3 months ago

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

3 months ago

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

3 months ago

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

3 months ago

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

3 months ago

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

3 months ago

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

3 months ago

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

3 months ago

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

3 months ago

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

3 months ago

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

3 months ago

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

3 months ago