44 Funny bit quotes

• You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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  2 weeks ago

  bit, evil, girl, humor, important, little, lose, me, meet, relationship, strange

• Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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  2 weeks ago

  bit, Earth, enjoyment, entertainment, humor, just, life, little, living, mood, music, survival

• If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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  3 weeks ago

  accent, bit, British, called, comedy, humor, odd, parody, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, wordplay

• I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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  3 weeks ago

  absolutely, am, bit, humor, i, irony, motivation, rain, rainy, unstoppable, weather

• My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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  4 weeks ago

  bit, conversation, every, family, family gathering, gathering, going, holiday, humor, incorrectly, joke, mispronunciation, name, politician, politicians, politics, Thanksgiving

• Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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  1 month ago

  aging, before, bit, clerk, humor, i, ID, interaction, joke, just, office, over, photo, post, post office, queue, said, taken, yes

• I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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  1 month ago

  bit, daughter, family, father, forgiveness, humor, i, little, lose, mind, realize, relationship, think, wife

• The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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  2 months ago

  bird, bit, cry, early, early bird, frustration, humor, life, little, longer, lot, morning, office, office life, parking, parking lot, stress, work

• Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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  2 months ago

  bit, breakup, call, divorce, expense, expensive, humor, just, marriage, middle, relationship, skip, stress

• Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, biology, bit, body, chemistry, chemistry lab, emotion, feel, feeling, human, lab, little, me, meat, nervous, pretty, reason, simply

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