23 Funny bit quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
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  1 month ago

  View →: My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit
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  5 months ago

  View →: Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?
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  5 months ago

  View →: You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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