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20 Funny bit quotes

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

1 month ago

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

2 months ago

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

2 months ago

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

3 months ago

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

3 months ago

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

3 months ago

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

3 months ago

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

3 months ago

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

3 months ago

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

3 months ago

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

3 months ago

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

3 months ago

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

3 months ago

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

3 months ago

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

3 months ago

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

3 months ago

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

3 months ago

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

3 months ago

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

3 months ago

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

3 months ago