35 Funny bit quotes — Wordgag ツ

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

2 days ago2 days ago

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

3 days ago3 days ago

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

4 days ago4 days ago

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

2 months ago2 months ago

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

2 months ago2 months ago

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

2 months ago2 months ago

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

2 months ago2 months ago

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

2 months ago2 months ago

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

2 months ago2 months ago

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

3 months ago3 months ago

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

4 months ago4 months ago

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

4 months ago4 months ago

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

6 months ago6 months ago

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Jan 28, 2025