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20 Funny bit quotes

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025