Funny biting quotes

• Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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  2 days ago

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• The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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  1 week ago

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• The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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  2 weeks ago

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• What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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  2 weeks ago

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• Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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  2 months ago

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• Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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  3 months ago

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• Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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  3 months ago

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