Funny biting quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: Women are like apples; I like biting them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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