Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂"

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Commentary:
"Seems like that mosquito has some fancy taste buds! 🍷🦟 Must have been looking for a more refined blood type! 😂"

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Commentary:
"The idiot's diet: when you have to bite your tongue to avoid consuming extra calories from saying something stupid. 🤐🍰🍔 #dietsilly #speaklesschewmore"