Funny biting quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Women are like apples; I like biting them.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like that mosquito has some fancy taste buds! 🍷🦟 Must have been looking for a more refined blood type! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

  Commentary:
  "The idiot's diet: when you have to bite your tongue to avoid consuming extra calories from saying something stupid. 🤐🍰🍔 #dietsilly #speaklesschewmore"

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