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6 months ago
Share →: Body by sandwich.

Commentary:
"Who needs hours at the gym when you can sculpt your body with a sandwich masterpiece instead? 🥪💪🏋️‍♂️ Sandwiches: the new superfood for those looking to build their 'bread-y' 😉 physique!"
6 months ago
Share →: You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why it's called a chest! Perhaps it's to remind us that our cleavage is really a hidden treasure trove waiting to be discovered! 💎👀 Who knew our cleavage doubles as a secret storage compartment for all our treasures? #CleavageTreasures"
6 months ago
Share →: My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Commentary:
"Looks like I need a recharge by mid-afternoon, just like my phone battery! 🔋😂 Who knew our bodies and devices had so much in common?"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Commentary:
"Who needs a perfect 10 when you can be a deliciously entertaining combination of two 5s sprinkled with cheese and chocolate? 🧀🍫 Aim for cheesy-chocolaty greatness, and watch them melt at your charm! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Commentary:
"Well, there's a clear distinction between a Lamborghini and a dead body – one is sleek and fast, while the other is, well, not so alive 🏎️💀 But hey, at least your garage isn't haunted by a Lambo ghost, right? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Commentary:
"Oh, to have the metabolism of a superhero and the appetite of a bottomless pit! 🦸‍♂️🍔 Maybe if I ate while wearing clothes, they would gain some weight for me? 🤔👗 #FoodieGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal assistant when your body is the master party planner?! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you had your day all planned out, surprise nap party! Your body sure knows how to keep things interesting! 😂 #NapTimeFun"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Commentary:
Well, it's all about the half-naked life, isn't it? 🦆 Who knew that the biggest obstacle to becoming a cartoon duck would be pants? 🩳 Just imagine Donald Duck strutting around commando style – now that would be a quacktastic sight! 😂 This quote really quacks me up!
6 months ago
Share →: My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern miracle of technology! Who needs therapy when your body can effortlessly convert trauma into social media currency? 🤖💪🔥 #TurningPainIntoPopularity"
6 months ago
Share →: You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate act of generosity: donating somebody else's body to science! 🧠💉 Who needs consent anyway, right? 🤣 Just imagine the confusion at the medical lab when they receive a random body in the mail. 📦💁‍♂️ Science sure loves surprises! 🔬"