141 Funny body quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this outfit is serving up both luxury and sweetness! 🍫💁‍♀️ Who needs a wardrobe upgrade when you're rocking a chocolate-coated designer look? #FashionGoals #SweetAndStylish"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love handles when you've got snacks to hold on to? 🍔🍟 Looks like this is a case of sacrificing intimacy for instant noodles. 🍜🤷‍♂️ Embracing the foodie life, one bite at a time… even if it means struggling with zippers. 👖😂 #FoodieProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

  Commentary:
  "Leggings: the versatile fashion piece that either elevates your style to chic elegance or transforms you into a majestic elephant 🐘👖 Who says fashion can't be fun and a little bit wild?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where fast food runs are replaced with fat donation drives! 🍔💪 Don't fret, those extra slices of pizza might just save a life! 🍕🦸‍♂️ Who needs a superhero when you can be a fat-healer! 💥😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle is real! Watch out, folks, for the legendary battle between a clingy sports bra and a slightly damp body – it's a showdown of epic proportions! 🔥💦 Just when you thought post-shower routines couldn't get any more dramatic, the sports bra swoops in to steal the show. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra on a mission! 😅👙 #WetAndWildDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

  Commentary:
  "Yep, my body's like a mystery novel – full of plot twists and unexpected turns 🤷‍♀️🕵️‍♂️ Maybe I'll find out what happened in the sequel! 📖🔍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

  Commentary:
  "Running isn't just for the body, it's a marathon for the brain too! 🏃‍♂️💭 Who knew you could sweat out the mental blocks while clocking in those miles? Just imagine your brain running laps in a tiny track suit! 🧠🏋️‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious ways of pizza calories and midnight munchies 🕛🍕✨ Who knew our bodies had a built-in time-travel feature for guilt-free indulgence? Dietitians everywhere, probably."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

  Commentary:
  "Wouldn't that be just the dream? 🏋️‍♀️💪 No need for sweating or grunting, just a quick gym drop-off! Oh well, back to reality where we actually have to put in the work ourselves. 😅 #WishfulThinking"

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