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- Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.
- The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I donβt have a Lamborghini in my garage.
- Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.
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- Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
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