157 Funny body quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way 🤷‍♂️ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! 🦵🔜🙈"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like that poor fat man is trapped like a sardine in a can! 🤭🐟 Let him out for some air, or better yet, some cake! 🍰😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to rally all those bones, muscles, and cells in the morning is like herding cats… except there's way more of them! 🦴💪🔬 Just give them a few snooze button taps to kick-start the party in there! ⏰🥳"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this spiritual journey is getting a little too cozy around the waistline 😋👖 Don't worry, expanding your horizons is good for the soul… and the seams of your jeans! 🍔🧘‍♀️ #EatPrayLoveButAlsoSizeUp"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs invisibility when you've got such undeniable visibility? 🍔👀 #CantMissThis"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old battle between your birth certificate and your back pain 🤣👴 Sometimes life just loves throwing us these curveballs! Stay young at heart, even if your back disagrees. 💪 #ForeverYoung"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic internal struggle between ambition and desire for a nap 😴💭. It's like having a go-getter and a sloth living inside the same body! 🤷‍♂️ #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

  Commentary:
  "Who said I'm gaining weight? I'm just expanding my storylines! 📚💪 Don't judge me, I'm just adding more chapters to my life! 📖🍕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's time to plug in and recharge! ⚡😴 Don't let your body run on low power mode for too long, or you might start glitching out! 😂🔌 #NeedMoreSleep

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the miraculous healing power of a well-timed fart? 💨🤣 Who needs medicine when you've got nature's own remedy at your disposal! #GasIsTheBestMedicine"

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