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31 Funny boyfriend quotes

Funny boyfriend quotes offer a humorous look at the joys and quirks of being in a relationship! 💕😂 From witty observations about boyfriend behavior to playful jabs at romantic moments, these quotes capture the lighter side of having a special someone. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in your relationship! 😄❤️

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.
If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.
My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.
Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.
If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Commentary:
"When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃‍♀️"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"
4 weeks ago
Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Commentary:
"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷‍♂️ #SandcastleGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Commentary:
"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"
1 month ago
Share →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
3 months ago
Share →: Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Commentary:
"At least food won't break your heart or steal your fries. You do you, foodie extraordinaire!"
3 months ago
Share →: I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend was definitely on a cleaning spree – either that or he's secretly moonlighting as a crime scene cleaner! It's always good to have a partner who's willing to take care of the mess, just try not to jump to the worst conclusions next time he breaks out the mop!
3 months ago
Share →: Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old tactic of disguising an extra boyfriend as a best friend – a cunning strategy indeed! It's like having a backup plan with benefits. Just make sure your best friend doesn't accidentally receive any love notes meant for your boyfriend!
4 months ago
Share →: Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Commentary:
Looks like this boyfriend doesn't just avoid networking events, but even digital connections! 🙅‍♂️ If he can't commit to accepting a LinkedIn request, will he ever commit to relationship goals? 🤔 Perhaps he's still figuring out if he wants to 'network' exclusively with you! 😆 #NetworkingRelationships
4 months ago
Share →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Commentary:
"Just imagine her out there, practicing her fake laughter skills, waiting for her true clown 🤡 to sweep her off her feet! Patience, Queen, your comedy king is on his way to make you laugh for real 😄💕 #RelationshipGoals"