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Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

I have a yearning disability.

Shared recently on Instagram:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Just shared via Twitch:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Trending via Twitch:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Making waves on YouTube:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Spotted on Discord:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Making waves on Instagram:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

Making waves on Messenger:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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78 shares on Pinterest this month:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

45 shares on Threads this month:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

43 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Trending via Pinterest:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Freshly posted on Slack:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Just landed via Instagram:

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Trending via Slack:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Just landed via Instagram:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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