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May 6
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: I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.
Oct 17
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: If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.
Oct 5
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: The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
Sep 22
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: Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.
Sep 22
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: I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.
Sep 22
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: I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.
Sep 22
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: I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.
Sep 22
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: Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.
Sep 22
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: I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”
Sep 22
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: Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
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