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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Freshly posted on Threads:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Going viral on Slack:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Reported on Reddit:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Shared recently on Messenger:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Shared recently on Twitch:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Spreading quickly via X:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Just landed via Threads:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Spotted on TikTok:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Making waves on Messenger:

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Spotted on Pinterest:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Trending via X:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Going viral on WeChat:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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