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30 Funny boyfriend quotes

Funny boyfriend quotes offer a humorous look at the joys and quirks of being in a relationship! 💕😂 From witty observations about boyfriend behavior to playful jabs at romantic moments, these quotes capture the lighter side of having a special someone. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in your relationship! 😄❤️

1 day ago
View →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.
5 days ago
View →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.
3 weeks ago
View →: Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.
3 weeks ago
View →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
3 months ago
View →: Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.
3 months ago
View →: I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”
3 months ago
View →: Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
3 months ago
View →: Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.
3 months ago
View →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.
3 months ago
View →: If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.
3 months ago
View →: I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?
4 months ago
View →: I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.
4 months ago
View →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.
4 months ago
View →: The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.
4 months ago
View →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.
4 months ago
View →: Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.
4 months ago
View →: My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.
4 months ago
View →: My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.
4 months ago
View →: Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?
4 months ago
View →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!
4 months ago
View →: My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.
4 months ago
View →: I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”
4 months ago
View →: Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.
5 months ago
View →: I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?
5 months ago
View →: My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.
5 months ago
View →: The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
5 months ago
View →: Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.
5 months ago
View →: I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.
5 months ago
View →: I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.
5 months ago
View →: I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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