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When you’re single and supportive but might need to borrow one yourself 😂💁♀️❤️
61 Funny boyfriend quotes
“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?
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Tell him to practice some good questions, like asking for the Wi-Fi password! 😂📶
Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.
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A spud-tacular romance! He's a-peeling in every way! 🥔😜👀
My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.
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Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️
ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?
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"Well, at least my conversations have perfect grammar now! 🤖💌😂"
My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.
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"When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃♀️"
Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.
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"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"
If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.
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"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷♂️ #SandcastleGoals"
Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.
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"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"
Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
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"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."