59 funny boyfriend quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

May 24, 2026

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

May 24, 2026

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

May 23, 2026

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

May 23, 2026

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

May 23, 2026

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

May 23, 2026

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

May 22, 2026

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

May 22, 2026

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

May 22, 2026

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

May 22, 2026

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

May 21, 2026

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

May 21, 2026

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

May 20, 2026

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

May 20, 2026

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

May 20, 2026

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

May 20, 2026

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

May 19, 2026

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

May 19, 2026

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

May 19, 2026