59 funny boyfriend quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

May 19, 2026

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

May 18, 2026

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

May 18, 2026

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

May 6, 2026

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

Apr 2, 2026

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Apr 1, 2026

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

Apr 1, 2026Apr 1, 2026

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Apr 1, 2026

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Apr 1, 2026

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Apr 1, 2026

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Apr 1, 2026

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Apr 1, 2026

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

Mar 31, 2026

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Mar 31, 2026

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Mar 31, 2026

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Mar 31, 2026

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Mar 31, 2026

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Mar 31, 2026

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Mar 31, 2026