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Sounds like you've got a boyfriend with a built-in mute button 😂🤐 #QuietGoals
61 Funny boyfriend quotes
Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.
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When your boyfriend's sense of adventure means exploring virtual streets instead of taking out the trash 🗺️🤣🗑️
Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.
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🛸 "If you love me at my alien-replacement phase, then you've passed the ultimate relationship test! I guess that makes us 'out of this world' together! 👽❤️"
My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.
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Looks like sis's boyfriend is in the official "probation perimeter" of the family photos! 😂📸✂️
Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
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When even darkness is taken, it's time to work on your glow-up! 🌟😂
Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”
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When you realize the GPS is set to "adventure mode" 😂🗺️🤦♂️
Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.
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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸
You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.
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Guess that’s why drones were invented—to safely deliver discarded boyfriend belongings! 🚁🧦📦
A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're ready to file him under "acquaintance" in the friend directory 😂📂🤝
Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.
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Sounds like it's time to make a divine wish list! 🎁😇💘