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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Seen just now on Discord:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Just landed via YouTube:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Just landed via Instagram:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Just landed via Messenger:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Shared recently on Telegram:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Spotted on YouTube:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Breaking via YouTube:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Spotted on Slack:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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