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Funny Caesar quotes

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

4 weeks ago

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

2 months ago

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

2 months ago