16 Funny chance quotes

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I don't like violence, but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025