Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Commentary:
"Watch out when a Roomba spots a charger cord – it's like spotting a buffet in the desert 🌵🔌! You'll see that vacuum zoom like it just heard the dinner bell 🔔🤖! Nothing can stop the hunger of a charging Roomba, not even your carefully placed furniture 🛋️😂!"

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask "what percentage are you on?"

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the audacity of the teenage charger negotiator! 🙄 It's like a high-stakes game of 'Battery Wars' in the house! ⚡️😂 Next time, maybe we should start charging rent for those borrowed chargers! 💸🔌"

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that's how lazy I am.

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of laziness – lying next to your charger, embracing the inevitable demise of your phone's battery 😂🔋 #LazyGoals"