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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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β€œAI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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