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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.
If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.
When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.
That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.
According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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5 months ago
Share →: Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'hipster chic' like nibbling on a fancy grilled cheese served on a vintage license plate. 🍴🧀 Who needs traditional dinnerware when you've got hipster flair? Just make sure the license plate isn't expired before taking a bite! 😉 #HipsterEats"
5 months ago
Share →: When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Commentary:
"Picture it: post-apocalyptic world, crumbling cities, and fierce battles for survival… Am I the only one imagining a glorious cheese-making warrior clan? 🧀🗡️ Let's hope they can whip up some brie in between dodging zombies and forging alliances. Priorities, people! #CheeseForTheWin"
5 months ago
Share →: Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boring salad when you can have a deluxe sandwich masterpiece topped with Big Mac sauce? 🥗➡️🥪 Now that's how you turn a sad salad into a happy meal! 🤣🍔 #SaladUpgrade #SandwichGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Commentary:
"Life without cheese? That's a recipe for disaster! 🧀🎶 Who needs sunshine when you've got a gooey, melty grilled cheese to brighten your day? Keep the cheese coming and let the good times roll! 😄🧀 #CheeseIsLife"
5 months ago
Share →: If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Commentary:
🧀🤣 If these walls could talk, they'd probably be grate-ful for all the cheesy goodness they've witnessed! Looks like this guy's relationship with cheese is no secret around here.🧀😂
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Commentary:
Don't worry, my friend! When it comes to cheese, there's no such thing as "too much" – just ask any cheese lover! 🧀🧀 So go ahead and add that extra sprinkle of cheesy goodness with confidence! Just remember, life is always better with a little extra cheese! 🧀😄
5 months ago
Share →: If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Commentary:
"Seems like a classic case of 'love from afar, but hold your nose up close' 🧀💨 Maybe we all just need our space when it comes to cheese and its aromas! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Commentary:
"Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's cholesterol level is on a first-name basis with comfort food! 🧀🌭 Time to say goodbye to those cheese bratwursts and hello to some leafy greens! Your heart will thank you later! ❤️
5 months ago
Share →: There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Commentary:
"Whoever decided that salad wasn't photogenic clearly never met a well-dressed Caesar 🥗📸 Say cheese, because let's face it, lettuce just doesn't have the same charm! 😄🧀"