Commentary:
"Who needs people when you have cheese? 🧀😂"
47 Funny cheese quotes
Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.
Commentary:
When you've got the cheese groove and the DJ is a mouse 🐭🧀🎶
In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
Commentary:
And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"
If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.
Commentary:
"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
Commentary:
"Looks like Germany is really bratwurst-ing in the cheese and sausages department! 🧀🌭 Talk about embracing the Wurst Käse scenario with open arms…or should we say open mouths? 😄 Time to get slicing and dicing those delicious ingredients! Prost! 🇩🇪"
That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.
People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.
Commentary:
"Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."
In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.
Commentary:
"Well, in my opinion, burning a grilled cheese is a crime punishable by life imprisonment! 🧀🔥😂 #JusticeForGrilledCheese"
I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.
Commentary:
Introducing the newest member of the dairy dating scene – Cheese! 🧀🧀 They say you are what you eat, and I guess this person really takes their love for cheese to the next level! 😄 Say cheese, and let the gouda times roll! 📸 #CheeseLove