45 Funny choices quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the quintessential adulting experience – aspiring for greatness but ending up as a professional napper instead. 💤 Dream big, folks! 💪😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

  Commentary:
  📖 "I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir" sounds like the chronicles of every Monday morning decision ever made! We've all been there – hindsight is 20/20, but sometimes foresight is just a little blurry! Can't wait to read about the adventurous escapades and questionable choices that led to this captivating title! 😂✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a bottle when you've got a mind full of questionable choices? 🤪 Just remember, adventures can also be found on the sober side of life! 🌟 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉

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