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Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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Live now on YouTube:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Making waves on Discord:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Trending via WeChat:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Just landed via Discord:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Spotted on X:

I love having plans to cancel.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Funny contemplate quotes

Funny contemplate quotes are the perfect blend of deep thoughts and belly laughs 🤔😂. They make you pause, smile, and rethink life’s little mysteries with a playful twist 🎭💡. Whether you’re in need of a quick mood boost or a clever icebreaker, these witty gems will tickle your brain and brighten your day 🌟🧠. Ready to chuckle while you ponder? Let’s dive into some hilarious reflections!

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23 shares on X this month:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

43 shares on X this month:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

97 shares on Discord this month:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

84 shares on X this month:

Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Going viral on Slack:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Spotted on WeChat:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Live now on Facebook:

If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

Spotted on Threads:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Trending via Facebook:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Spotted on Facebook:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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