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13 Funny daily routine quotes

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025