54 Funny daily routine quotes

• WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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  3 weeks ago

  daily, daily routine, day, exercise, great, home, humor, realize, routine, steps, walking, WFH, work, work from home

• The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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  4 weeks ago

  change, climate, climate change, daily, daily routine, day, drinking, glasses, health, humor, hydration, joke, ocean, rising, rising sea, routine, sea, water

• You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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  4 weeks ago

  able, again, daily, daily routine, frustration, hair, humor, i, mean, routine, should, wash, washing

• I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

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  1 month ago

  body, daily, daily routine, drink, eat, frustration, hate, having, high, humor, i, maintenance, routine, shower, sleep, stupid

• Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily routine, day, encouragement, every, got, humor, i, motivation, myself, routine, self-talk, tell, weirdness

• Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

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  2 months ago

  bowel, bowel movement, daily, daily routine, humor, life, living, movement, people, routine

• Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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  2 months ago

  activity, daily, daily routine, done, humor, mental, mental activity, overthinking, procrastination, routine, sarcasm, wake, waking, waking up

• Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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  2 months ago

  accessory, beauty, care, daily, daily routine, fashion, feeling, forgetting, humor, jewelry, literally, perfume, personal, personal care, put, routine, worst

• Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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  2 months ago

  bed, beginning, daily, daily routine, getting, getting out of bed, humor, journey, morning, routine

• Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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  2 months ago

  clean, clean room, daily, daily routine, equivalent, getting, humor, hygiene, just, life, life order, motivation, order, personal, personal hygiene, pretend, procrastination, room, routine, self-care, skincare, skincare routine, sometimes

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