19 Funny daily routine quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

  Commentary:
  "Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! 🙃💣 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: 11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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  Commentary:
  😂⏰ "11:00 am: 'The world is my oyster!' 🦪 3:00 pm: 'I'll just stick to Netflix instead.' 🍿📺"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

  Commentary:
  "When you're trying to sound deep but just discovered how time works. 😅⏳ #DeepThoughts"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma—adulting in a nutshell! 🍽️🤔 Who knew the true test of maturity was mastering the art of deciding between cereal or leftovers? 🥣🥡 Just remember, no matter what you choose, calories don’t count after 9 PM! 😅✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your schedule is playing a game of reverse psychology on you! 😂🛌☀️ Maybe you're just trying to keep life interesting—flip the script and see what happens! Or perhaps your sleep cycle is on its own midnight adventure. Either way, you're living proof that mornings and nights don’t always follow the rules! 😴➡️🌙

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

  Commentary:
  Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

  Commentary:
  "Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle between an empty pantry and the never-ending need for more eggs and milk! 🛒🥚🥛 It's like a never-ending loop of debating whether to buy snacks or adulting essentials. Who needs a gym when you can just do grocery runs for your daily workout? 💪🏼😂 #TheStruggleIsReal #GroceryStoreLife

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