Funny daily routine quotes


Funny quotes about daily routine


  • "Daily routine: coffee, chaos, repeat."
  • "Trying to adult, but my daily routine keeps getting in the way."
  • "My daily routine includes hitting the snooze button at least five times."
  • "Exercising my right to hit the snooze button in my daily routine."
  • "I have a daily routine, but it mainly consists of avoiding responsibilities."
  • "Pro tip: add 'avoiding my daily routine' to your daily routine."
  • "Daily routine: make plans, cancel plans, make new plans, repeat."
  • "I like to switch up my daily routine by pretending to have it all together."
  • "Daily routine: pretend to be productive, nap, repeat."
  • "My daily routine is basically just a series of google searches and snack breaks."
  • "In my daily routine, 'productivity' is just a fancy word for 'procrastination'."
  • "I try to stick to a daily routine, but my Netflix queue has other plans."
  • "Daily routine: embrace the chaos and hope for the best."
  • "I'm a firm believer in the power of a flexible daily routine."
  • "Every morning, I wake up and wonder why I can't just fast forward through my daily routine."
  • "Daily routine: overthinking everything until it's time for bed."
  • "Adding 'avoiding reality' to my daily routine has really taken the edge off."
  • "I like to keep my daily routine light and fluffy, like a good pancake."
  • "Daily routine: pretending I have my life together, one messy bun at a time."
  • "Make time in your daily routine for laughter - it's the best medicine, along with coffee."

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