53 Funny daily routine quotes

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  16 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like we're all slacking on our ocean-draining duties 😂🌊🚰

  change, climate, climate change, daily, daily routine, day, drinking, glasses, health, humor, hydration, joke, ocean, rising, rising sea, routine, sea, water

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  16 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Wash once, cry twice! If only dirty dishes stayed clean after one wash too. 🍽️🧼💁‍♀️

  able, again, daily, daily routine, frustration, hair, humor, i, mean, routine, should, wash, washing

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤

  body, daily, daily routine, drink, eat, frustration, hate, having, high, humor, i, maintenance, routine, shower, sleep, stupid

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to adult like a pro, but life keeps offering plot twists I didn't sign up for! 🤪🎢

  daily, daily routine, day, encouragement, every, got, humor, i, motivation, myself, routine, self-talk, tell, weirdness

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  I've heard of living paycheck to paycheck, but this is a whole new level of urgency! 🚽😂

  bowel, bowel movement, daily, daily routine, humor, life, living, movement, people, routine

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ready to tackle my day of rethinking last week’s cringy moments! 🥱🤔🔄

  activity, daily, daily routine, done, humor, mental, mental activity, overthinking, procrastination, routine, sarcasm, wake, waking, waking up

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! 🥔✨😂

  accessory, beauty, care, daily, daily routine, fashion, feeling, forgetting, humor, jewelry, literally, perfume, personal, personal care, put, routine, worst

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Embarking on the epic quest to conquer Mount Comforter! 🏔️😴⏰

  bed, beginning, daily, daily routine, getting, getting out of bed, humor, journey, morning, routine

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Just tidied up my room and pampered my skin—I'm basically a life coach now 😂🧹🧴✨

  clean, clean room, daily, daily routine, equivalent, getting, humor, hygiene, just, life, life order, motivation, order, personal, personal hygiene, pretend, procrastination, room, routine, self-care, skincare, skincare routine, sometimes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Feeling edgy? Just browsing the web – it's like dipping your toes into the chaos pool! 🔥😂📱

  addiction, checking, daily, daily routine, day, every, hell, humor, internet, microdosing, routine, sarcasm, web

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