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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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