Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!"