53 Funny daily routine quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying my best not to turn my life into a blockbuster drama reel 🍿😅📱

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a typical day of Olympics-level adulting! 😅🥇💤

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to be a morning person is like trying to fold a fitted sheet—best left unsaid and unseen. 🤫😴🛌

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Commuting to "The Land of Responsibility" wasn't on my bucket list 🏢🚶‍♂️😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When did coffee become a food group? ☕️🍽️😄

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Workout gains are great until your laundry pile starts lifting heavier than you! 🏋️‍♂️👕🥴

  chores, daily, daily routine, exercise, fitness, humor, laundry, motivation, results, routine, working, workout

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Feeling those rooster vibes more and more each morning! 🐔☀️ #WhyDidIGetOutOfBed"

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁‍♀️😂✨"

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