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Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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2326 added this month

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12,488

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Reported on WeChat:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Just shared via Facebook:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Reported on Snapchat:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Spotted on WeChat:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Freshly posted on X:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Going viral on Telegram:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Freshly posted on X:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Spotted on Threads:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Funny dancer quotes bring the perfect mix of rhythm and laughter to your day 💃😂 Whether you’re twirling through life or just trying not to trip over your own feet, these witty words capture the joy, struggles, and epic moves of every dancer 🎶✨ Get ready to smile, nod, and maybe even bust a move while enjoying the lighter side of dance! 🕺🎉

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3 months ago
Share →: At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Commentary:
"Going to the strip club and sighing until one of the dancers asks me what's wrong. Apparently, my sad face is not a hit on the stage 🤷‍♂️. Maybe I should stick to being a professional wallflower 🌸💃 #SadButFabulous"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Commentary:
Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer 💃🕺 Sounds like this Roomba needs to upgrade its moves from cleaning floors to tearing up the dance floor! 💫

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Going viral on TikTok:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Shared recently on YouTube:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Just shared via Slack:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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