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Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,349

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Making waves on WeChat:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Shared recently on X:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Live now on Pinterest:

Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

53 shares on Slack this month:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,590

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Trending via YouTube:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Breaking via Facebook:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Just landed via Twitch:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Just shared via Twitch:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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