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- I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.
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- First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.
- Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.
- If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?
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