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Being self-declared "nice" is like adding "world's best musician" to your own playlist 🎶😅😜
516 Funny dating quotes
Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
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Who knew literacy could be the ultimate seduction technique? 📚😂
Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.
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When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈
It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.
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When you're so shocked that someone hot likes you, you start questioning if you accidentally became a celebrity overnight! 🌟😱🔥
I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.
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Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘
The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.
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When you're looking for a soulmate and trying to dodge a sanity grenade 😂🔍💘🚫💥
Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.
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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.
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When your relationship advice takes a romantic turn 😂🕯️✨ #MoodLighting
I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
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Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.
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"Seems like we've all been reading the relationship handbook upside down 😂🤦♀️📚"