509 funny dating quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

May 28, 2026

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

May 28, 2026

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

May 28, 2026

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

May 28, 2026

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

May 28, 2026

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

May 28, 2026

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

May 28, 2026

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

May 28, 2026

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

May 28, 2026

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

May 28, 2026

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

May 28, 2026

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

May 28, 2026

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

May 28, 2026

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

May 28, 2026

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

May 28, 2026

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

May 28, 2026

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

May 28, 2026

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

May 28, 2026

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

May 28, 2026

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

May 28, 2026

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

May 28, 2026

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

May 28, 2026

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

May 28, 2026

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

May 28, 2026

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

May 28, 2026

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

May 28, 2026

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

May 28, 2026

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

May 28, 2026

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

May 28, 2026

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

May 28, 2026

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

May 28, 2026

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

May 28, 2026

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

May 28, 2026

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

May 28, 2026

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

May 28, 2026

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

May 28, 2026

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

May 28, 2026

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

May 28, 2026

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

May 28, 2026

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

May 28, 2026