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5 months ago
Share →: Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Is it just me, or is cancer really pulling ahead in the zodiac race? ♋️🏁 Who knew an astrological sign could be such a tough competitor in the mortality department! Watch out, Capricorns and Geminis, Cancer is on a roll! 😉🦀
5 months ago
Share →: My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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📱💬 “RIP to the trendiest tombstone in town – always keeping up with the latest technology even in the afterlife! You can now WhatsApp the spirits in style! 👻💬”
5 months ago
Share →: When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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"Imagine being as unaware as a ghost at a party, except you're just being silly! 🤪 Don't be the 'stupid ghost' in your circle – embrace the wisdom and keep the laughs coming! 😜👻"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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"Who wants to go out with a bang when you can go out with a grand piano solo 🎹 CRASH landing? Watch out composers, this person is aiming for a smashing finale! 💥😆"
5 months ago
Share →: If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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"If life gives you lemons, ask for chocolate! 🍫🔪 The ultimate sweet escape from the bitter end! 😄 #DeathByChocolateGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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"Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"
5 months ago
Share →: When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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"Planning a grand exit, eh? 💥 Just when you thought you’d seen it all, in comes a plot twist! 🎬😂 Always keeping us on our toes, even in the afterlife! 👻 #UnexpectedDemise"
5 months ago
Share →: When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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"Imagine the satisfaction of causing traffic jams and slow commutes in your afterlife as a rebellious speed bump! 😈🚗 Just make sure to bring your 'Slow Down' sign to complete the look! 😂 #SpeedBumpRevenge"
5 months ago
Share →: Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Commentary:
"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? 🐻😂 Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. 🍬💀 #SweetToothGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment between birth and death.

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"Life: the ultimate game of trying to figure out what to do during that awkward moment between birth 👶 and death 💀. Don't worry, we're all just winging it! 🤷‍♂️😂"