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23 Funny debt quotes

Funny debt quotes add a humorous spin to the often stressful topic of finances. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜… From witty takes on owing money to playful remarks about bills and budgets, these quotes bring some much-needed laughter to the world of debt. Enjoy a chuckle as you navigate the ups and downs of managing your money! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Therapists are like, โ€œYou donโ€™t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.โ€

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Late replies donโ€™t bother me. As long as weโ€™re not in love, or you donโ€™t owe me money, take your time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Posted on6 months ago

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Posted onMar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Posted onFeb 23, 2025Feb 23, 2025

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You canโ€™t scare me; youโ€™re not my credit card bill.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Honestly, I donโ€™t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Iโ€™ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, Iโ€™ve left it behind me.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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