29 Funny debt quotes

• I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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  back, bank, borrow, borrowing, came, debt, finance, humor, i, loan, mad, money, pay, repayment, sarcasm, understand, why

• How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

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  40, being, debt, economy, end, finance, government, humor, irony, money, tax

• I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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  12, animal, childhood, cow, debt, fair, finger, funny memory, gesture, humor, i, karmic, karmic debt, memory, middle, middle finger, state, state fair, still, time

• I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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  app, app usage, borrowed, borrowing, cash, cash app, debt, finance, humor, i, just, money, uninstall, usage

• No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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  anxiety, ask, awkwardness, back, debt, embarrassment, finance, money, own, personal, personal finance, repayment, social, social anxiety, uncomfortable

• The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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  30, credit, credit score, debt, economy, finance, giving, humor, irony, money, people, score

• What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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  budget, debt, finance, financial, financial struggle, frustration, humor, i, money, personal, personal finance, self-control, shopping, spend, spending, struggle, understand, want

• My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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  account, bank, bank account, conversation, debt, finance, humor, i, joke, longer, money, relationship, speaking, terms

• Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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  boost, buying, credit, credit score, debt, finance, food, food stamp, grocery, humor, management, money, money management, score, shopping, should, stamp

• Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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  bad, credit, debt, delete, finance, finance joke, financial, hackers, humor, joke, just, mortgage, satire, technology, why

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