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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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20 Funny debt quotes

Funny debt quotes add a humorous spin to the often stressful topic of finances. 💸😅 From witty takes on owing money to playful remarks about bills and budgets, these quotes bring some much-needed laughter to the world of debt. Enjoy a chuckle as you navigate the ups and downs of managing your money! 💸😅

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4 hours ago
Share →: Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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Living the American Dream: accumulating just the right amount of debt to keep life exciting! 💳💸😅
1 week ago
Share →: Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️
2 weeks ago
Share →: No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷‍♂️💸🙈
2 weeks ago
Share →: The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠
2 weeks ago
Share →: My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Looks like my bank account and I are giving each other the silent treatment until payday 🤐💸
2 weeks ago
Share →: Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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When the credit card company sees me at the checkout line, they should start playing the Rocky theme song! 🥦💳🥊
1 month ago
Share →: Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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"Forget the Dark Web, can we get a Debt Disappearing Web? 🕸️💸😂"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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"Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're not accumulating interest like a credit card! Maybe it's time to upgrade to a 'responsible adult' status – no annual fees, just lots of personal growth."

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Spotted on Slack:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Reported on Slack:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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