94 Funny decision quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma – do we embrace the caffeine kick of coffee ☕️ or the cozy warmth of mulled wine 🍷? Decisions, decisions! Remember, there are no wrong choices when it comes to starting your day with a bit of liquid joy… Cheers to embracing the festive spirit in all its forms! 🎄✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely, sometimes the best decisions balance stupidity and happiness in perfect harmony! 🤪😄 Life is too short for responsible choices all the time, right? Enjoy the wild ride! 🎉🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about making life-changing decisions over a delicious breakfast! 🌯💍 Who needs a ring when you've got a breakfast burrito to say 'yes' to? 😂 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'knowing better but doing it anyway'! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs logic when you have determination, right? 💪😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal mystery of the dating world 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Perhaps it's because women are searching for that elusive diamond in the rough 💎 or maybe they're just enjoying the buffet of options 🍽️🍷 One thing's for sure, it's all part of the fun and games of love and romance! 💘😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the weather as an excuse when the mere thought of running is enough to make you hit the snooze button? 🏃‍♂️🌧️ #RunningAwayFromRunning"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! 💪🏼😄 #StairMaster #WinningAtLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How did we decide to go with cockpit?

  Commentary:
  Well, it was either "cockpit" or "bird's-eye seat" 🤷‍♂️ I guess the idea of being perched up high like a cool pilot won out over the alternative of feeling like a confused pigeon 🐦✈️ Sometimes, all it takes is a good old-fashioned game of "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" to make these monumental decisions!

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